18+ Joke: She Told Him She Wanted Something Long and Slow Tonight

A woman cuddles up to her boyfriend and whispers, “Tonight, I want something long and slow.”

His eyes widen.

“Really?”

She nods. “Very slow. I want it to last all night.”

He immediately switches off the TV.

“Well, I think I can arrange that.”

She smiles. “Good. And don't rush it like you usually do.”

His grin gets even bigger.

“So… should we head upstairs?”

She shakes her head.

“No, stay right here.”

Then she hands him the TV remote and says:

“Put on that three-hour documentary you've been begging me to watch.” 😂