18+ Joke: She Told Him She Wanted Him to Use Both Hands Tonight

A woman looks at her boyfriend and says, “Tonight, I want you to use both hands.”

He immediately looks interested.

“Both?”

She nods. “Yes. And I don't want you stopping halfway.”

He puts his phone down.

“Well… someone's feeling adventurous.”

She smiles. “I've wanted you to do this properly for months.”

His grin gets wider.

“So where do you want me?”

She points toward the bedroom.

He jumps up enthusiastically.

She hands him a fitted bedsheet and says:

“Start with that corner. I'm tired of doing this alone.” 😂