18+ Joke: Hermione Asked Ron If His Wand Was Actually Working

Years after Hogwarts, an adult Ron and Hermione are practicing spells at home.

Hermione watches Ron wave his wand for the third time.

Nothing happens.

She sighs. “Ron, are you sure that thing still works?”

Ron looks offended. “Of course it works!”

Hermione raises an eyebrow. “Because I'm seeing absolutely no magic.”

Ron shakes the wand harder.

“Maybe it just needs the right technique.”

Hermione smirks. “That's what you said last night.”

Ron turns bright red.

From the portrait behind them, Dumbledore quietly says:

“Ten points to Hermione… and perhaps two fresh batteries to Gryffindor.” 🪄😂