18+ Joke: Ginny Asked Harry Why He Kept Shouting Expecto Patronum in Bed

Years after Hogwarts, adult Harry and Ginny are lying in bed.

Ginny suddenly looks at him and asks, “Harry, can we talk about something?”

Harry nervously adjusts his glasses. “Sure.”

“Why do you keep shouting Expecto Patronum when things get… interesting?”

Harry turns red. “Force of habit.”

Ginny stares at him. “A habit?”

“Well, it worked whenever things got intense at Hogwarts.”

Ginny starts laughing.

Harry frowns. “What's so funny?”

She says, “Harry, that's a defensive spell.”

“I know.”

Ginny raises an eyebrow. “Then what exactly are you defending yourself from?”

Harry sighs.

“Another unexpected Weasley.” ⚡😂