18+ Joke: Hermione Asked Ron Why He Needed the Room of Requirement

Years after Hogwarts, adult Ron and Hermione return to the castle for a reunion.

Hermione notices Ron staring suspiciously at an empty corridor.

She asks, “Ron, what are you looking for?”

“The Room of Requirement.”

Hermione raises an eyebrow. “Why?”

Ron whispers, “Because it gives you whatever you desperately need.”

Hermione folds her arms. “And what exactly do you desperately need?”

Ron turns bright red.

“Privacy.”

Hermione smirks. “Ron, we're married. You can just ask me.”

Ron shakes his head.

“It's not for that. I need somewhere to hide the new broom I bought before you see the receipt.” 🧹😂