18+ Joke: He Asked Why She Never Woke the Neighbors

A guy looks at his girlfriend and says, “Something doesn't make sense.”

She asks, “What now?”

He smirks. “With how good I am in bed, I'm surprised the neighbors never hear you.”

She stares at him. “Hear me doing what?”

He grins. “You know… losing control.”

She starts laughing.

His grin disappears. “What's so funny?”

She says, “Nothing. I just love your confidence.”

He folds his arms. “Seriously, why are you always so quiet?”

She thinks for a moment.

Then she smiles and says:

“Because nobody screams on a ride that never leaves the parking lot.” 💀😂