18+ Joke: She Told Him to Bring Protection Tonight

A woman texts her boyfriend while he's at work:

“Come over tonight… and make sure you bring protection. 😏”

His eyes light up immediately.

He replies, “Ohhh, so THAT'S the kind of night we're having?”

She sends back, “Definitely. Things might get rough.”

He spends the rest of the afternoon unable to concentrate.

That evening, he arrives freshly showered, wearing cologne and grinning like he'd won the lottery.

She opens the door and looks him up and down.

“Perfect. You're ready.”

He whispers, “Bedroom?”

She hands him a helmet, safety goggles, and a pair of gloves.

“No. My dad's coming over to help us move the washing machine.” 😂