18+ Joke: He Asked Why She Never Needed a Cigarette Afterward

A guy turns to his girlfriend with a smug smile.

“You know what I've always wondered?”

She sighs. “This should be good.”

“Why don't you ever need a cigarette after we're together?”

She looks at him. “I don't smoke.”

He grins. “That's not the point.”

“Then what is?”

He says, “Great bedroom experiences are supposed to leave you needing one.”

She starts laughing.

His grin disappears. “What's funny?”

She says, “You really want the truth?”

He nods confidently.

She smiles and says:

“Babe, you don't call the fire department when somebody lights a birthday candle.” 💀😂