18+ Joke: He Bragged That No Woman Had Ever Complained

A guy lies back in bed with a smug grin and says, “You know, no woman I've slept with has ever complained.”

His girlfriend looks over. “Seriously?”

“Never. Not once.”

She laughs. “And you're proud of that?”

“Obviously. It means I know exactly what I'm doing.”

She shakes her head. “That's adorable.”

His smile fades. “What's that supposed to mean?”

She says, “Nothing. Keep protecting that little ego.”

Annoyed, he asks, “If I'm supposedly so bad, why has nobody complained?”

She looks him straight in the eye.

“Probably because nobody wastes time writing a review for a free sample.” 💀😂