18+ Joke: He Asked Why She Kept Checking the Clock in Bed

A guy notices his girlfriend checking the clock while they're fooling around.

Annoyed, he asks, “Why do you keep looking at the time?”

She shrugs. “Just curious.”

He smirks. “Trying to see how long I can last?”

She starts laughing.

His face drops. “What's so funny?”

She says, “Nothing, babe. Keep going.”

Now irritated, he asks, “Seriously, are you timing me?”

She looks at the clock one more time.

“Kind of.”

He grins. “Trying to break my record?”

She shakes her head.

“No. I'm checking whether the pizza will get here before you finish.” 💀😂