Savage 18+ adult insult joke about an overconfident boyfriend bragging after a very short bedroom performance and receiving a brutal comeback.

18+ Joke: She Asked Him Why He Was Smiling After Two Minutes

After two very quick minutes in bed, the guy rolls over with a huge smile.

His girlfriend looks at him and asks, “What are you so proud of?”

He grins. “Baby, some men would call that impressive.”

She raises an eyebrow. “Really?”

“Absolutely. Speed is a talent.”

She nods thoughtfully.

Then she says, “Good. Tomorrow I'll enter you in the 100-meter disappointment.” 😂