18+ Joke: She Said They Needed a Little More Excitement

A woman tells her boyfriend, “Our relationship needs a little more excitement.”

He smiles. “I completely agree.”

She leans closer and says, “I bought something special for tonight.”

His eyebrows go up.

“Really? What is it?”

She disappears into the bedroom and comes back holding a pair of handcuffs.

He grins.

“Now we're talking!”

She tosses them to him.

“Great. Put these on.”

He looks confused.

“Why?”

She smiles.

“Because you’re doing the dishes tonight, and I don't want you escaping.” 😂