18+ Joke: She Promised Him a Night He Would Never Forget

A woman tells her boyfriend, “Tonight, I'm going to make sure you never forget me.”

He smiles.

“Sounds promising.”

She walks toward the bedroom and says, “Give me ten minutes.”

He waits patiently.

Ten minutes later, she walks back into the room carrying two suitcases.

He looks confused.

“What are those?”

She smiles sweetly.

“My clothes.”

“Why?”

“Because you said you wanted a night you'd never forget.”

He stares at her.

She laughs.

“Don't worry. I'm only moving into the guest room.” 😂