18+ Joke: She Promised Him a Very Special Night

A woman whispers to her boyfriend, “Tonight, I'm going to make all your dreams come true.”

He smiles. “All of them?”

She nods.

He spends the whole evening getting excited about what she might have planned.

Finally, she walks into the bedroom carrying a pillow and a blanket.

He looks confused.

“What's that?”

She smiles and says,

“You always dream about sleeping for eight hours without your phone ringing.”

He stares at her.

She switches off the light.

“Tonight, I'm making it happen.” 😂