18+ Joke: He Asked Her to Rate His Performance

After a romantic night, a guy grins at his girlfriend and asks, “So, how would you rate my performance from one to ten?”

She thinks for a moment.

“Can I use decimals?”

His smile disappears. “Very funny. Was I really that bad?”

She pats him on the shoulder.

“Don't worry, babe. You were unforgettable.”

His confidence returns. “Really?”

“Absolutely. I've never seen someone finish a two-hour movie that fast.” 😂