18+ Joke: She Asked Him What He Was Thinking About

A woman was lying beside her boyfriend late at night when she noticed him smiling.

“What are you thinking about?” she asked.

He smiled and said, “You.”

She blushed. “Really? What about me?”

He leaned closer and whispered, “I was wondering if you’d make breakfast tomorrow.”

She stared at him.

“Breakfast?”

He nodded.

“After all that flirting, that's what you're thinking about?”

He grinned.

“Well, someone has to think about bacon.” 😂