18+ Joke: She Asked Him to Come Upstairs for a Surprise

A woman whispers to her boyfriend, “Come upstairs… I have a surprise for you.”

He grins. “Finally, a surprise I’m going to enjoy.”

She takes his hand and leads him into the bedroom.

He looks around and says, “So… where’s the surprise?”

She points toward the bed.

He smiles and walks closer.

Then she says, “Surprise! I bought a new mattress.”

He stares at her.

She laughs and adds, “What? You said ours was killing your back.”