18+ Joke: He Asked Why She Never Complimented Him Afterward

A guy turns to his girlfriend and asks, “Why don't you ever compliment me afterward?”

She looks confused. “Compliment you?”

“Yeah. Tell me how amazing I was.”

She smiles. “You really need that?”

He grins. “Every great performer deserves applause.”

She starts laughing.

His face drops. “What's funny?”

She says, “Nothing. I just love that you called yourself a performer.”

He folds his arms. “So you don't think I deserve applause?”

She shakes her head.

“Fine. Then give me an honest review.”

She thinks for a second and says:

“Great enthusiasm, weak plot, and the shortest climax I've seen outside a movie trailer.” 💀😂