18+ Joke: He Asked Why She Never Lost Control in Bed

A guy looks at his girlfriend and asks, “Can I ask you something?”

She says, “Sure.”

“Why do you always look so calm when we're in bed?”

She raises an eyebrow. “Shouldn't I?”

He smirks. “I figured someone with my skills would make you lose control.”

She starts laughing.

His smile disappears. “What's so funny?”

“Nothing. I just admire your imagination.”

He folds his arms. “So you're saying I'm not that good?”

She shrugs. “You asked.”

Annoyed, he says, “Then why are you always so relaxed?”

She smiles sweetly.

“Because nobody panics during a fire drill when they know there's no real fire.” 💀😂