18+ Joke: He Asked Why She Never Turned the Lights On in Bed

A guy asks his girlfriend, “Why do you always want the lights off when we're in bed?”

She shrugs. “I just prefer it that way.”

He grins. “Be honest. Is it because I'm too distracting?”

She stares at him. “Distracting?”

“Yeah. Maybe seeing all this makes it harder for you to concentrate.”

She bites her lip, trying not to laugh.

He flexes. “You can admit I'm irresistible.”

She finally bursts out laughing.

His smile disappears. “What's so funny?”

She says, “Fine. You really want the truth?”

He nods confidently.

She switches on the lamp, looks him up and down, and says:

“I turn them off because disappointment is easier to handle when you can't see it coming.” 💀😂