18+ Joke: He Asked Why She Never Bragged About Him to Her Friends

A guy asks his girlfriend, “How come you never brag about me to your friends?”

She looks up. “Brag about what?”

He smirks. “You know… my bedroom skills.”

She nearly chokes on her drink.

He frowns. “What's so funny?”

“Nothing. Please continue.”

He grins. “Come on, you must tell them I'm good.”

She shakes her head. “Actually, I don't.”

His ego takes a hit. “Why not?”

She says, “Because my friends already think I make terrible decisions.”

He rolls his eyes. “Very funny. But seriously, what would you tell them?”

She smiles sweetly.

“That you're living proof confidence doesn't require supporting evidence.” 💀😂