18+ Joke: She Told Him She Wanted Something Hard Tonight

A woman looks at her boyfriend and says, “I want something hard tonight.”

He slowly lowers his phone.

“Excuse me?”

She smiles. “You heard me.”

His confidence immediately kicks in.

“Well… you've definitely come to the right man.”

She laughs. “Someone's feeling confident.”

He moves closer and whispers, “How hard are we talking?”

She thinks for a second.

“Really hard. And preferably something that lasts.”

He grins. “Say no more.”

She hands him her laptop.

“Perfect. My password hasn't been changed in six years.” 😂