18+ Joke: Hermione Asked Ron Why He Was Practicing Engorgio Before Bed

Years after Hogwarts, adult Hermione walks into the bedroom and catches Ron holding his wand.

“Ron… what are you doing?”

Ron quickly lowers it. “Practicing.”

Hermione narrows her eyes. “Practicing what?”

Ron clears his throat.

“Engorgio.”

Hermione slowly raises an eyebrow.

“The spell that makes things… bigger?”

Ron turns bright red. “That's the one.”

Hermione looks at the bed, then back at Ron.

“Should I even ask what you're planning to enlarge?”

Ron points toward the tiny pillow on his side.

“My pillow. What did you think I meant?”

Hermione grabs her book and mutters:

“After all these years, apparently I'm still giving you too much credit.” 🪄😂