She Told Him to Turn Off the Lights Before Bed
A woman gets into bed and whispers to her boyfriend, “Turn off the lights… I want to show you something.”
He immediately gets excited.
He switches off the lights and climbs into bed.
She whispers, “Come closer.”
He smiles and moves closer.
Then she suddenly says,
“Look! I finally figured out how to make the TV remote glow in the dark!”
He stares at her in silence.
She laughs.
“What? You said you wanted surprises.” 😂
😂 Moral:
Never assume a romantic setup has a romantic ending.
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